Ridiculous Item of the Day: Home Steroid Tests

Your kid is bulging. His name is Mark. He doesn't want to talk about the past. He forgets the English language. He starts misremembering things. You suspect he might be up to something. So what do you do? Until now, your options would be limited. But now, there's a real test you can give him to see if he's taking performance enhancing drugs. Thanks to the folks at Confirm BioSciences and its new test "SteroidConfirm," you can test for 17 different performance enhancers right in the comfort over your very own bathroom. The kit cost $145.99. The kit includes a syringe within a sealable tube to minimize accidental spills or transport damage.
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