Ridiculous Item of the Day: If Hockey Was Wrestling

Ridiculous Item of the Day: Marathon Running Is Stupid

Ridiculous Item of the Day: Michael Wilbon Marriage Advice for Candace Parker and Sheldon Williams

Ridiculous Item of the Day: Minnesota Vikings Visanthe Shiancoe Offered Movie Role in "Black Ice"

You realize of course that this was inevitable: A Canoga Park, Calif., adult studio has made an "exclusive performance offer" to Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe, and already has a specific film project in mind. No word on the offer yet by Shiancoe, the Viking was seen towel-less during post-game Fox TV coverage of their game with the Lions on Sunday. The ensuing media storm soon drew attention from Black Ice, an adult entertainment studio. "From what we’ve seen, there is definitely a career for Visanthe in the adult industry, if he’d like one,” said Black Ice general manager Tony Santoro. “We would welcome an opportunity to align ourselves with a world-class athlete of Viante’s stature." Black Ice publicist Scott Stein said the company is unaware of any morals clause in Shiancoe's contract that would prevent him from accepting a contract with the makers of Bubble Butt Barbecue 2.
http://deadspin.com/5107188/zack-and-shiancoe-make-a-porno?skyline=true&s=x

Ridiculous Item of the Day: If Steve Young Was Still a Quarterback, and the Cup Was a Defensive Linemen

Ridiculous Item of the Day: George Brett Pooped in His Pants

Ridiculous Item of the Day: Stupid Dog

Ridiculous Item of the Day: Wu-Tang NBA Players

http://therapup.uproxx.com/2008/11/if-wu-tang-members-were-nba-players.html

Ridiculous Item of the Day: Damon Weaver Interviews the Miami Heat

Ridiculous Item of the Day: Food Network Profiles the Heart Attack Sandwich: Donuts + Egg + Hamburger + Bacon

Ridiculous Items of the Day: Why the End of the Houston Comets is Upsetting

Ridiculous Item of the Day: Apple Gets Abused on the Simpsons

Ridiculous Item of the Day: Brian Westbrook Tackled by His Jockstrap

http://larrybrownsports.com/football/brian-westbrook-tackled-by-jockstrap-ravens/3945

Ridiculous Item of the Day: Cuttino Mobley Gets Abused

Ridiculous Item of the Day: Swedish Hockey Game Delayed Due to Sexual Toys

Supporters of the Stockholm-based AIK ice hockey team scored an unusual hat trick of heckling on Tuesday night featuring dildos, profane banners, and a giant inflatable penis. The taunts were directed at Jan Huokko, a stocky defenceman with the Leksand hockey club in Sweden’s second-tier professional hockey league, and a former player with AIK. Ahead of Tuesday’s match against Leksand, the website for AIK’s unofficial supporter group had instructed fans to bring dildos to the match to remind Huokko of the sex scandal which plagued him earlier in the year, according to the Expressen newspaper. As one of Leksand’s top-scoring defencemen and a former member of Sweden's national team, Huokko is known for putting the biscuit in the basket. But back in June, Huokko’s reputation for “scoring” took on a different twist when a sexually-charged video clip featuring the 34-year-old blueliner and his girlfriend ended up on the internet. Huokko had recorded the clip on his mobile phone, and wasn’t surprised to find it spreading like wildfire on the internet after the phone was stolen.
http://www.thelocal.se/15138.html

Ridiculous Item of the Day: Whey Everyone Hates Red Sox Fans

Ridiculous Item of the Day: What Your Tattoo Says About You

Ridiculous Item of the Day: Matt Stairs Press Conference Reveals His Sexuality

Ridiculous Item of the Day: Beno Udrih Abuses Kobe Bryant

Ridiculous Item of the Day: Soccer Fans Banned From Wearing Borat Costume in Match Vs. Kazakhstan

England fans have been banned from wearing Borat's "mankini" to the national team's match with Kazakhstan at Wembley. The green male thong, made famous by Sacha Baron Cohen's spoof Kazakh reporter, has been banned by authorities. Groups on social networking group Facebook have been set up with members vowing to dress like Borat, sporting the neon green thong, but police have quickly moved to warn supporters. Metropolitan Police have warned people will be arrested on public decency or public order laws. A spokesman said: "If a person's actions are likely to cause alarm or distress, officers would act." Ali G creator has said he will not appear as Borat at the match and sing the Kazakh national anthem. He had previously sung the country's anthem at a US baseball match in his movie: "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan." But he has upset Kazakhs with his portrayal of their country, regularly portraying them as backward people, who enjoy abusing women and the mentally handicapped. The Kazakhstani national team has also been left furious by the bungling journalist. Midfielder Ruslan Baltiyev, Kazakhstan's most-capped player has vowed to show England there is more to the country than Borat. Bookmaker Paddy Power is also offering odds on which Borat phrase commentator Clive Tyldesley will utter during ITV's debut coverage of England under their new contract. The favourite is "Very nice" at odds of 4-1, with 10-1 for Borat's greeting of "Jagshemash."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3176126/Wembley-ban-Borats-mankini.html