Ridiculous Item of the Day: Miami Hurricanes Basketball Program Loses Its Mind; Set to Add Hot Tube, Sandbox, and Lifeguard Tower to Stadium

The Univ. of Miami has cut season-ticket prices for men’s basketball by around 50% in an effort to increase attendance. Also, UM is adding a “hot tub, a sandbox and lifeguard tower in the student seating section,” and students “will be encouraged to attend in beach attire.” There will be “in-game shoe-shines, massages, haircuts and a computer work station” as well (
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